1. anfonymackie:

    fuckrealityihaveablog:

    What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

  2. marinashutup:

    marinashutup:

    "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?!" - Is Feminism Sexist? - marinashutup

    I’ve been gotten a lot of really shitty anti-feminist comments on this video in the past few hours and even though I’ve deleted a ton, every time I check there’s like twenty more. So if you could share this and try and cancel out those comments that would be great!
  3. green-tea-rex:

    It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

  4. arabbara:

arabbara:

THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC IS AMAZING WITH MY NEW BEETS BY DRE!

YOU GUYS KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS JOKE?!
I BOUGHT THE SEEDS FOR THE BEETS IN APRIL!!!

    arabbara:

    arabbara:

    THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC IS AMAZING WITH MY NEW BEETS BY DRE!

    YOU GUYS KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS JOKE?!

    I BOUGHT THE SEEDS FOR THE BEETS IN APRIL!!!

    • dudes: "all men watch porn just get used to it"
    • dudes: "men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"
    • dudes: "we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"
    • feminists: "rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"
    • dudes: "NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"
  5. msjewbooty:

    imamazinglyonfire:

    msjewbooty:

    microinfinity:

    northrn:

    lampsarepeopletoo:

    msjewbooty:

    the word gay is actually an acronym

    god

    actually doesn’t mind if

    you’re gay

    god

    accepts

    you

    god

    always

    yugoslavia

    gandalf 

    ate

    yoda 

    stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

    God 

    Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

    yolo

    im going to vomit on you

  6. snorlaxatives:

    do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking love cereal

  7. thespacegoat:

    bryceckrispies:

    thespacegoat:

    what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

    uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

    no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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  8. So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

    congalineofdurin:

    at a hella cool castle

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    the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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    the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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    the court jester and town crier were there

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    the cakes were gorgeous

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    luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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    the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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    unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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  9. fallingslowlyinthefall:

    I need a place like this. 

  10. mystic-being:

    THIS DOESNT MATCH MY BLOG BUT THIS IS THE REALIST SHIT IVE HEARD SINCE FRIED OREOS

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